Final Countdown

If I have to suffer 'The Final Countdown' again
Or look at those girly perms
I'll track down all the bands' mums
And fill their mouths with worms

You had one hit
(n that was sh*t)
and still today
you're milking it

so take you hair
and air guitars
and stick em up
you're whining a***

If all countdowns lasted this long
the Olympics would be really wrong
and no records would get broken
they’d probably just play urs again [:s]

So please remember those of us
Who's eardrums you've soiled
And stop the song from playing again
Or else those worms’ll be boiled!!