Cheeky Royal Monkees

Words by Mahavishnu
Music by Queen

Here we come,
Ridin' down the Mall.
We get the envious looks,
From ev'ry guy 'n' gal.

Hey, hey, we're the Monarchy
Some people say we shouldn't exist.
But we're too busy Ruling
An' generally takin' the p1ss.

We go wherever we want to,
At the taxpayers expense
And we'll do it forever
Cos the public are so dense.

Hey, hey, we're the Monarchy
And people say we're inbred snobs.
But we're too busy laughing
At all you moronic knóbs.

We're exploiting the nation,
And they still turn up and wave flags,
We've done it for generations,
To the peasants in hand-me-down rags.

(break)

Any time, Or anywhere,
Just look at the notes in your wallet
Guess who's face'll be there

Hey, hey, we're the Monarchy
And people think we killed Diana.
But we can't be tried in the law courts.
So Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Naaaa

Hey, hey, we're the Monarchy
We're German ugly boring stiffs.
We send your sons off to Gulf wars
While our King-to-be smokes spliffs.

We're just laughin' our títs off,
At all of the mugs in Eng-er-land,
Who still sing our song at football,
Cos your heads are full of sand.

Hey, hey, we're the Monarchy,
We've never worked a day in our life,
We're more corrupt than the Mafia,
And our inbreeding is rife.

We'll be here forever,
Unless the population sees sense,
But that will never happen,
Cos the English are too dense.

Hey, hey, we're the Monarchy
Hey, hey, we're the Monarchy

[repeat and fade]